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BORIS AND CARRIE SPEND £12,500 ON GOURMET TAKEAWAYS DURING PANDEMIC
Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds have dined on luxury prepared meals during the COVID-19 pandemic thanks to a secret £12,500 gourmet food supply provided by one of the most expensive food stores in Britain.
GCHQ Asks ‘Only’ Ethnic Minorities and Women to Apply for IT Jobs
The Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) spy agency has asked “only” ethnic minorities and women to register their interest in upcoming IT job listings, leaving white males out in the cold.
“Please note this Registration of Interest is only open to those from an ethnic minority background or women from any ethnic background,” the spy agency states in bold in the section of the advert titled ‘Job description’ — but it is not actually a “job” description, apparently, as disallowing people from applying for “jobs” because of their sex or race is disallowed by the Equality Act, at least in theory.
ZERO Illegal Boat Migrants Deported Since Brexit Despite Record Arrivals
Priti Patel’s Home Office has reportedly failed to launch a single deportation flight for illegal migrants since the United Kingdom officially left the European Union’s institutions at the beginning of the year.
So far this year, a record 587 boat migrants have been brought ashore by the authorities, with 66 illegals landing on Tuesday. This is over double the number that landed during the same time period last year, which stood at 246.
Bristol City Council approve slavery reparations
The city council of Bristol has approved a motion calling for reparations for slavery as an act of “atonement” for the British port city’s role in the slave trade.
Lockdown 2020 Led to Surge in Oral Cancer Cases
There has been a wave of oral cancers being caught at later stages because dentists did not pick up early signs due to coronavirus lockdown closures.
Dental services were suspended during the first shutdown in March 2020, with access to regular appointments not resumed until June 8th.
Pfizer CEO: ‘Every year you will have to get your annual shot for COVID’
Despite the purported 95% effectiveness of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla announced Thursday that the vaccine maker is testing a third dose of its vaccine in anticipation of annual booster shots.
Over 100 Illegal Migrants Brought Ashore in Two Days
The migrant crisis once again hit our shores this week, as a stretch of warmer weather allowed a flurry of boats full of illegal aliens to set sail from France, with over one hundred migrants reaching the UK in the past two days.
Knife Crime Hits Record High
Knife crime in Britain has doubled in the previous six years, rising above 50,000 incidents in a one-year period in England and Wales for the first time in the recorded history.
Mr. Potato Head will now be genderless
Hasbro has announced that it will be removing the gender from the classic toy Mr. Potato Head. Virtue signaling is particularly important for Big Business these days, since we are in the midst of a massive transfer of wealth from citizens to corporations brought about by the COVID-19 pandemic.